☆~Fujioka Ryouji ♡ ⌈R A N K A⌋♥♥☼

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2008-07-12T20:50:31Z

THREE WISHES ONLY.
Except the most fantastic one~ The Fantastic One gets three hundred~~ ♥

Of course, We will not cater to pervert street rats, but it is acceptable if one keeps Its company! ♥

Saaaa~~~

★ No pervert wishes
★ No wishes about precious treasures
★ No wishing to be more beautiful than Us
★ No wishing to be richer than Us
★ No wishing to have prettier skin than Us
★ No wishing to have prettier hair than Us
★ No wishing to be more fabulous than the Fabulous One
★ No lying
★ No crudeness
★ No ugliness
★ One must be 5'2" or taller to make a wish!
★ No wishing for something stupid
★ No wishing for something too awesome
★ No wishing for beautiful love lives
★ No wishing to be a princess
★ No wishing for a magic carpet
★ No wishing Us back in Our lamp
★ No BAD WISHES

We do not affiliate Our fantastic and all-powerful self with bad stuff-- including ugly stuff, fat stuff, perverted stuff, and stupid stuff.

Now, then~! ♥ Yay~! ♥ Who wants to make a wish~~~? ♥♥♥

HARUHI, DO YOU WANT DADDY TO GRANT YOU A WISH~~~? ♥♥♥♥♥
We'll do it for free~~!! And forever~~! ♥
Wish for hamburgers, Haruhi! _{Daddy doesn't have them inside the lamp...} Hamburgers~? ♥

[ooc | ...Why do I make him all the stupid stuff. |: Have a genie! Yay knowing nothing about Arabic culture. ...And I'm not too sure why he's using the Royal We. STFU. >:C ~~None of your wishes will be granted, by the way, unless you're Haruhi-shaped. /shot~~

Edit→ Scratch that. All your wishes will be fulfilled with puppies. I have no idea how this happened. But it did. Screw Caturday.]

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2008-07-02T19:59:05Z

Little kids~ Everywhere~ Uwaaaaaa~~

Where's my little kid?

HARUHI, DON'T WANDER OFF!

Kotoko, Haruhi--
...
Kotoko?
Kooootoooooooochaaaaaan~~~~

Koto took Haru somewhere....~?

WHY WASN'T I INVITED!?

Haruhi! Are you girls going shopping without Papa?! Again!? No! No! Unacceptable! I WANT TO GO SHOPPING, TOOOOO, KOTOOOKOOOOOO~~~

Buuuuuu.......~~~ We had a party to go to, too........ We'd even play chinchirorin with that good-looking guy and his friends....~

BUT SINCE I'VE BEEN ABANDONNED......
.......Wahhhhhhhhh~~~ Kotokoooo~~~ Come with meee~~ Haruhi can stay with the landlady~~ Pleaaaaaaaseeee~~~~? ♥♥♥ Partypartypartypartypartyparty~~?!

COME TO THE PARTY, EVERYONE~~~!! ☆
Unless you're underage --- then play with Haruhi! ♥ She's cute~! ♥

...Please~? ♥

[ooc | Have a pre-drag queen, pre-widowened, 23-year-old RYOUJI -- not Ranka~ ♥ He's... not smart enough to think of where he is. 8| Wife handles everything, so everything is obviously in order~ /hit Kotoko's not here, though~ |D Endless searching~~~ \o\ She also isn't really sick yet. 8C Other than that... He's somewhat the same, but not quite as focused on being OMGOMGPARENTTTTT since he's not a single parent right now~ A new one, though. o ω o' Haruhi, to him, is three~ :D Kyaa. >∀<]

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2008-06-16T03:03:35Z

The password changed~~~~! ♥

You Ravenclaw kids~~~ Guess!

Haruhi will get it, for sure~ ♥ And Kyouyakun~! ♥

But if the rest of you can't figure out the pass~word~~~

I guess you'll be sleeping outside.

If that's the case! ★

Watch out for EVIL☠SLYTHERIN☠PERVERT, SUOU TAMAKI.

O~ And you all look so dashing in your robes~ Except the Slytherins and especially the Ravenclaws~! ♥♥♥ Everyone attend the Hogwarts Host Club, as well, to visit the best Ravenclaw hosts, Fujioka Haruhi and Ootori Kyouya~! ♥ ~~Avoid the Slytherin Host. ♥ He's evil~~~

Now~ Guesses, guesses~? ♥

[ooc | ...Have yourself the Ravenclaw passgate painting... ...O ma lawd. OTL I don't think the password will be constant, so there's no point in saying what it is. And... I doubt Tamaki is really in Slytherin. Don't worry. JANE SAID HARU WAS IN RAVENCLAW, QING. I HOPE THAT WAS OFFICIAL. I dunno what houses Mori, Honey, and the twins are. 8? Soz, gaiz.

Feel free to action spam. D| ...And good luck getting in. Poor Ravenclaw. orz

edit: ALSO. Lol, I fail, since I am not an AVID HP fan... I can assume that the method of getting into the common rooms depends on the paintings. So, as of Ranka's arrival in the frame, riddles → out. ~~He's not that smart wtf.~~ But you can treat the everchanging password game like a riddle to solve. 8Db]

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2008-06-11T02:32:00Z

HAAARUUUHIIII~~~!!!!

WHERE DID YOU GOOOO, HARUHI~~~~?

Daddy was ~~following you~~ coincidentally walking behind you~~ to the supermarket~~~

BUT THIS ISN'T THE SUPERMARKET.

And Haaaaaaaaruuuuuu went missing~~~
Was it --- WAS IT ---
WAS IT
ZUKA CLUB~?!

Or- WORSE--

TAMAKIKUN~~~~~? ♥

I certainly hope no PERVERTS like that have stolen the daughter~~~

~~Fyaaa, Kotoko~~~!! I lost our baby!! Where'd she gooo~~~~~

MISSING CHILD ☆ ALERT

Fujioka Haruhi → the most adourable, most cutest, smartest, practicalest, wonderfulest baby girl in existence with a cute face and big brown eyes and a cute brown boy-cut and a lithe body who probably ISN'T WEARING THE ADOURABLE CLOTHES DADDY BUYS FOR HER~~~ eventhoughhegoesthroughallthetroubletospendsomuchmoneyonthemandpickthemoutforhertowearandevenpackhersuitcaseswiththemsoshe won'tFORGETwhatDaddyWANTS... with a sparkling personality! ♥

Has anyone see~~eeen her~~~~? ♥♥♪

O~~ I wonder where I could be, though~~
Would anyone please help someone like myself out~~? ♥ I'm, o, so lost and confused, and can't find my darling daughter~~ How horrible~~! ♥